The Sisyphus Puts the Donuts in the Breakroom

I wonder if they will have raspberry glaze in the great break room in the sky.

I do not put the donuts in the break room because I think anyone will eat them. This is not the purpose of the donuts in the break room. The people here have restrictive diets — no sugar, no fat, no dairy. They will not consume the donuts in the break room…